Me:(stepping into the rain) Oh, Ah Mah, I feel raindrops resting on my skin; this drizzle is lovely; isn't it beautiful to walk together in the rain, just the two of us? When the rain stops, and till it comes again, tell me you'll miss me! What a romantic occasion it is for us to take a stroll in the shower!
Ah Mah:(looks at me incredulously) Your disgusting voice, your lousy gestures as well as your constipated expression have successfully prevented the eruption of passion; this is not romantic.
Me: Oh, no, what a thing to say! I am going to cry! Can you see the tears on my cheeks? They have formed rivers and lakes and seas and oceans! My face has now been transformed into a map and I have been reduced to become merely a tool for stupid Geography students!
Ah Mah: Nah, those are not tears; it is just rainwater.
Me:(crying out loud) They are tears; and they are tears very well! They are tears of value and of love! I'm now going to crumple up my face so that there will be contours, and so that those stupid Geography students will love me better, for a map without contours is not a map, just like how a cubicle without a toilet bowl serves no purpose! (crumple up my face) Now I don't have to care if you really love me, for I still have the love of those stupid Geography students! But - still! - what love do I have for them? Ultimately they mean nothing to me! I -
Ah Mah: Ah, shut up, and in the meantime I shall puke.
Me: Hmph.
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On another note, to Ah Mah and Beh, I hope things go well for the three of us. Let's pray hard for each other.
6:03 PM - and Time will say nothing but 'I told you so'. Check out Chinese version of my bleeding voice [here].
